Okay here are the worst things about being single again
1. Sleeping alone
2. Realizing that pretty soon you're going to have to get naked in front of someone new.
3. A silent phone.
4. Going stag to your best friend's wedding.
5. Retaking my cherished spot as 3rd/ 5th/ 7th wheel.
And the best things...
1. Automatic weight loss.
2. No complaints about the dog AND the cat in the bed at night.
3. What? Shave my legs in Feb? Why on earth would I want to do that?
4. No longer forced to watch all of the horrible MTV reality shows.
5. Flannel and Sweatpants.
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